Last night I piloted my new mini quadcopter out my backdoor and beyond my deck. That’s when I lost reception, and she plummeted forty feet.

Normally that would be no big deal, this sucker is invincible, but I heard the distinct, unmistakable sound of the body of a car being struck by a small drone.

And, uh oh, the vehicular victim was my super cute neighbor’s brand new Honda. I’m talking scrumptiously cute, really easy on the eyes. She had a rubber ducky on the dashboard, which is cute of her to do.

I ran down to inspect the damage, already fantasizing about having an excuse to knock on her door, but found nothing. Which I suppose was for the better as she had her boyfriend over and I’m married…

Doug Simmons

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