I’m sure by now all of you have noticed how ridiculously angry the Android guys on our site are. I was never able to figure out the root cause of their troubles…was the phone the problem or are they the problem and they found the phone. Oh no, it’s cause they’re not getting any and they’re taking it out on others in a fit of jealousy.
The dating site OKCupid compiled a lot of data from their 11m+ users and they took the data from 30somethings and dropped them into Excel. Across all ages, Android users get less sex and have less partners than iPhone users and even Blackberry users! OMG Blackberry users! That’s just embarrassing.
See it’s all starting to make sense now.
Maybe they need Viagra to get an upgrade. Think this is a problem with hardware failures or their inept software?
Oh and as for where things stand with Windows Mobile, the article states that WM users were too busy having sex to participate in any sort of poll j/k
Enough of this – sound off in the comments with your best “Android users get no sex” joke.
via Android Central