*** Warning: I rip quite a few companies a new one in this blog post, due to this post’s content, I recommend that no one reads it ****
So I went to the AT&T dealership after leaving work early, hoping that at 2:30pm, I’d be able to beat a lot of the traffic there. Well I get to the dealership and I notice there are a lot of people in there, every sales person is occupied with a line waiting for the next available. I stood around the iPhone equipment, looking at accessories, looking salesmen in the eyes with a look of “I’m willing to shower you with money if you’ll give me 5 minutes of your time”. Did I get attention? Not for 15 minutes, when someone FINALLY took my name and put it in the queue….wonderful.
After about 10 more minutes of waiting, I finally got a salesman, not exactly Johnny Enthusiasm, but whatever. Whole transaction took 10 minutes. Registering the SIM was probably the longest part. Salesman didn’t even have to migrate my contacts for me (phone was FUBAR’d anyways, hence my need for a new one). But, I have the dang thing, finally. I miss the days where you could just walk up and pay someone for something. Now there’s a whole process to it. So I have the piece of crap and I’m taking it home, kinda itchy to play with it, but no one in this state can freaking drive so I had to keep all attention on the road (and don’t start in on me about “no texting” laws, I REALLY don’t want to hear your communist banter).
And when I finally get it home, I start going app-happy. Then I notice. There aren’t any free SSH clients. WTF?!? Seriously, no free SSH applications? The majority of the logic code is already done and F/OSS, the only thing left to do is integrate it with Apple’s GUI and you Mac lovers brag about how easy that is anyways. So I fork out the cash for a premium SSH client (might as well go big while I’m going to have to pay anyways), and download a few other pay apps (equation reference for math/physics/etc, XMPP client, IRC client, etc), and then go a little crazy with the free apps.
Yes I did download a fart app thank you. I’ve earned my man points for the year, and now I don’t have to watch pro football on Thanksgiving, thankfully. Also got a few music apps (Pandora and Slacker). Please note however, that I am an audiophile. I’m one of those guys that spends the absurd amounts of money on high end audio gear and even makes my own stuff all in the pretense that a high-hat will sound a little less like someone blowing their nose into a crunched up aluminum can. And ON that note, I will note that the audio connector on the iPhone sounds like crap.
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