In a story that is worthy of @FloridaMan, there’s this guy on trial in Gainesville, FL (yeah, where Danny Rolling got caught – Go Gators!) accused of killing another young man. What kind of proof does the prosecution have? A screenshot of someone asking Siri, “I need to hide my roommate”.

God, I wish I was making this up.

According to WAWS 30/WTEV 47 in Jacksonville, it was a cached Facebook photo that was viewed on this guy’s iPhone 4 (not Siri-capable). So it this important? Only in that Siri will actually help you hide a body.

And Cortana? She was a little appalled when we asked her:


    • Yup, he’s on Twitter. It’s basically all the stupid s*** that happens in Florida. It’s funny and eye-rolling and facepalming at the same time. There’s a FloridaWoman, too, but there’s an underscore in there that I can’t remember where.

  1. Hmm, I wonder how many corporate executives would “expect” their personal assistants to have a good answer for that question. Cortana may need to rethink this.

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