Siri will help you hide a body, Cortana says WTF, Chief?
In a story that is worthy of @FloridaMan, there’s this guy on trial in Gainesville, FL (yeah, where Danny Rolling got caught – Go Gators!) accused of killing another young man. What kind of proof does the prosecution have? A screenshot of someone asking Siri, “I need to hide my roommate”.
God, I wish I was making this up.
According to WAWS 30/WTEV 47 in Jacksonville, it was a cached Facebook photo that was viewed on this guy’s iPhone 4 (not Siri-capable). So it this important? Only in that Siri will actually help you hide a body.
And Cortana? She was a little appalled when we asked her:
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martim
GIS C++!>$ And if you can translate that, you've been around as long as CompuServe. IT is now just a hobby, and shares my time with cross-stitch and knitting. High-tech, low-tech, and everything in between. I keep these guys in line and roll my eyes at Simmons. Come on, ladies, celebrate your love of technology! "Tech should be black. Colors are for cases."
Ah, Florida! Gads. Is @FloridaMan on Twitter? I gotta see that!
Good post!
Yup, he’s on Twitter. It’s basically all the stupid s*** that happens in Florida. It’s funny and eye-rolling and facepalming at the same time. There’s a FloridaWoman, too, but there’s an underscore in there that I can’t remember where.
Hey Siri is all like “no judgment over here”. lol
Unless you want to find porn in the Apple store. Because Steve didn’t like that.
Hmm, I wonder how many corporate executives would “expect” their personal assistants to have a good answer for that question. Cortana may need to rethink this.