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iPhone 4S announced, the crows does NOT go wild

iPhone 4S announced, S stands for Seriously

The iPhone 4S made its way to fame today (or not,) at Apple’s hugely hyped gathering of the fruit cult. Wait, what? Who cares, I should just skip right to the part where we yammer on about the technological genius that is the iPhone 5. Well, Sadly, there is no such thing. The iPhone 5 is still missing in action! So, you’re impulse urges to purchase something Apple will belong to the phone you already own, plus a “S.”

I know, the first paragraph was rough, and you may need more than a minute to catch yourself, but we must move on. One last jab; please, if you will, take a look at the picture I so carefully selected for this post. Does it not look familiar? Oh so familiar indeed, this is the very phone you’ve threatened to throw through the window plenty of times. xxx dropped calls and late text messages later, the added “S” (not for super hero) does little to nothing to save you from your scorn. This my friends, is what the iPhone 4S will look like. Yes, this is correct. THE SAME THING YOU OWN NOW!

Moving right along, the guts of the iProduct is a bit different this time around. In fact, its like nothing you’ve ever seen. Oh wait, no that’s a lie too. To make things easier to understand, the “new” iPhone 4S runs off everything that powers your iPad 2. So you’ll get that Dual Core A5 processor you know and love, no more iPad envy for you! But apple did manage to add one “S”urprise in there, a Dual Core GPU. According to their genius match, this thing can pump out 7 times the graphical goodness as the current gen iPhone.

For those of you who fell in love with that beautiful display, prepare to love it some more, it is NOT changing. That means, you will continue to deal with a 3.5 inch screen, but that really isn’t a problem right? You’ve been dealing all along, why should you care? And what of the Camera? Ah yes, the Camera. The one area worthy of mention. Apple has bumped the soon to be point and shoot replacement to 8MP and gave it a f2.4, impressive. You can expect a ton of software trickery and optimization to make it even more amazing than that of its no “S” brother.

Software wise, you can expect Siri voice control to make its way to market via the “S.” Apple describes the service as a “personal assistant,” as the voice control allows you to do things like schedule tasks, make call and even find the weather. Also new, AirPlay mirror which was made popular with the iPad will now work as advertised on the iPhone 4S. Anything else, would be just random features stolen from android found in iOS 5.

How do you feel? Are you okay? I’ve got one more for you! To complete the day’s tom foolery, Sprint will officially be carrying the iPhone 4s starting October 14th. If you’ve ever wanted to wave an Android flag, then blow $20 billion to have other’s sloppy seconds, then you should ask Sprint’s CEO for a road map of his strategy plan as of 6 months ago.

And there you have it folks, the iPhone 54S. I’ve still got plenty of questions, some will be answered in time, but its clear no more than ever, my last article was on point. The iPhone madness is not what it used to be. Or is this just me? What do you think? Will you be on line to purchase this thing again?


originialy posted at lifestylesdefined