Own the lightest phone ever. Available in Oak, Mahogany and iFruitwood. And just in time for Mother’s Day, don’t miss out on our new color, Cherry. Sleek styling and everything you would expect from a Wooden Phone. Assembled with the finest rust-free hardware. This is the Wooden Phone you have been waiting for.
Or if you prefer, opt in to our “Wooden Phone of the Month Club. Each month you will receive a Pine phone, in a striking new color. Each phone will be etched with “Best Specs Inside” so everyone will know you have the cutting edge. NOTE: Pine phones will occasionally have some knots and drain some sap. Not a big deal.
Available exclusively through Flinstones Mobile. Pick up you mammoth tusk and call today or stop in at our convenient downtown location in the heart of Bedrock.
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