See Ya Bye! Steve Jobs Resigns

Steve’s latest Apple product is called ‘iResign’  ! Yep ol Stevie is gone and Apple stock is tanking, already down $22.18 per share! Apple stock will likely recover but black turtleneck makers stock never will….   [spoiler] Tim Cook Named CEO and Jobs Elected Chairman of the Board CUPERTINO, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Apple’s Board of Directors today … Read more

Protect your iPhone 4 with a Steve Job’s Carbonite Case!

The irreverent train keeps a rollin’ on and this time it is stopping at Apple’s station for a dose of Steve Job’s Carbonite Case protection for your iPhone 4. I hope the developers of this case aren’t planning on sending their kids to college with the proceeds of this case’s success in the marketplace because … Read more

Steve Jobs takes second leave absence due to health [update]

Bad news from Cupertino this morning as Apple front man Steve Jobs is taking a second leave of absence due to health related issues. The first leave of absence came in January 2009 when he took 6 months to rest and recoup from a “nutritional ailment”. This resulted in the SEC looking into Steve’s illness … Read more