In case you’ve ever wondered what $68.51 gets you at chinavasion.com:

“Say hello to the world’s hottest cigarette lighter mobile phone – The Machismo! Not only does it light your cigarette, but it’s also a super Triband, Dual-SIM cellphone with 2.5 inch touchscreen! It also comes with Dual-SIM slots so you can have two cellphone numbers with one phone. This is great for business and personal contacts. Or you can give one telephone number for each of your two girlfriends

The problem with modern life is you have to carry around too many things in your pockets. Wallet, keys, iPod, cellphone, and if you’re a smoker – a cigarette lighter too. Well here’s the perfect solution – The Machismo. Instead of carrying a phone AND a lighter, just turn this amazing phone around, slide open the safety latch, and the underlying heating element heats up in under 2 seconds. Place your cigarette on the glowing element and puff. Your cigarette is lit and you can enjoy your smoke. Super huh? Yes, Machismo!”

They even throw in a 2GB microSD. Hey HTC, how are you going to top this?

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