Author: Doug Simmons

Nerds, mind-blown warning: In a manner no more complicated than installing Winamp, you can install on your lame Windows machine NGINX, PHP, Node.js, MySQL, MongoDB, Redis, memcached and

Damn thing keeps selling out! That’s okay, I’ve got a Linux box at my disposal set to load the Google Play Nexus 6 product page every six minutes.

Load Google News in the US. See that the weather thing on the right in Fahrenheit? There’s no way to fix that. By fixing, I mean to change

Check out mobilitydigest.com/speedtest as I need your feedback and you need to know your speed. Yeah, you can use speedtest.net to get your megabits (deceptively throttled by your

What in the hell is that, right? Well, if you’re young, smart and more driven to succeed than I was, hit the books son and learn how to read,

Word of the day? Enucleation. As in someone “wet” on PCP ripping out their eyeballs because they believe they are looking at Satan. A patient at a hospital

In my younger days of diminished common sense I gave a girl a can of pepper spray for her birthday, a party with a dozen girls, indoors, tight

Let’s just say I use Chrome to look at a lot of highres pictures, right? Yeah, so what, that’s my business. I’ve noticed that Chrome slows down over

Way back when I was dating the university’s president’s daughter I scored an internship at a psychiatric hospital in a rough neighborhood of Philly. Flagrant nepotism but incidentally

Having fun with your own Linux server but don’t really know what you’re doing? At the very least, install fail2ban. There are many other things you should do,