Yeah, redundant title, I know; but Dennis Rodman, no question, tops the charts (if charts are even allowed over there of course) of the most bizarre things North Korea has ever imported. It’s so crazy they don’t even know what to make of it.

The fellas have been egging me on to write about this, probably hoping I’ll sprinkle a little racial component on top of my usual out-on-a-limb treatment of North Korea, but sorry fellas, I just don’t know what to make of it. I can’t elevate the weirdness for you on this story. I’ve got to sub this out to the readers.

This picture right here epitomizes it, look at her expression, just look damnit!!


Now let’s play a game of Insert Caption (of what’s going on in her mind). Have some fun with it. I would remind you of a certain scene from Full Metal Jacket (you know which one I’m talking about) to get your creativity started but that stuff is probably crossing the line, no need to get Smith’s panties all wadded up because we had too much fun (that’s his thing, if something is delightful and amusing, must repress). Go!

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Biographical info.. hmm. I have a history of not being able to strike the balance between what is "safe" to put into these forms and what is, in my mind at least, funny. Can't do it.


  1. “ROR he too beaucoup specimen of pure Alabam” — DAMN Simmons I cannot do this within the confines of your no Full Metal Jacket quotes restriction. You’re asking too damn much from us. “Fifteen doll–” DAMNIT Simmons this is impossible.

  2. First thought “who’s the monkey?”

    Rodman hits it off with the guy and they plan on doing a reality show. Working title will be “Kung Pow Rodman”

  3. She must be thinking “what da phuck dis thingy telling and why da phuck little laughing while no one is laughing”

  4. I will confess to not having seen FMJ…

    hmm. How about “One nut, two nuts. Red nut, who nuts?”

    Too Seussian.

    “I wonder how much food I could get on the black market for those piercings?”

    • Well how about this then Simmons. Full Metal Jacket style and in honor of Dennis “The Worm” Rodman.

      “You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I bet it was you!”

    • Hah I actually lol’d at that Ram, thank you, that was good.

      Wait is that why you wanted me to write something on this, so you could make that comment? Well whatever it was good. Trump. Heh. I just lol’d again. Lol’ing right now, out of control! Ram you gave me the giggles!

      • yes, thats why I asked you to write on it. I know you do good job with graphics and writing. Story came as I expected. Thank you. yes, I was also laughing all the morning thinking about it.

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