Yeah, redundant title, I know; but Dennis Rodman, no question, tops the charts (if charts are even allowed over there of course) of the most bizarre things North Korea has ever imported. It’s so crazy they don’t even know what to make of it.
The fellas have been egging me on to write about this, probably hoping I’ll sprinkle a little racial component on top of my usual out-on-a-limb treatment of North Korea, but sorry fellas, I just don’t know what to make of it. I can’t elevate the weirdness for you on this story. I’ve got to sub this out to the readers.
This picture right here epitomizes it, look at her expression, just look damnit!!
Now let’s play a game of Insert Caption (of what’s going on in her mind). Have some fun with it. I would remind you of a certain scene from Full Metal Jacket (you know which one I’m talking about) to get your creativity started but that stuff is probably crossing the line, no need to get Smith’s panties all wadded up because we had too much fun (that’s his thing, if something is delightful and amusing, must repress). Go!