Overclocking? Check Yo Damn Thermo Widget!

So punk, you think you can just flash some kernel, crank your CPU up to 82GHz and watch your animated cat GIFs at a higher framerate? Well, maybe with your computer that’s how it works, but maybe not with your phone. Let me break it down for you. But let’s forget about the danger of … Read more

Scram Farther (ft. Megyn Kelly)

It seems no one, except my dad, has any idea whether to say farther or further. Isn’t one only for distance? How about figurative usage? Oh what about if it is not figurative per se but is in reference to distance figuratively, then what? Hey, is farthermost a word? Farthermore as well? No? Enough!! I … Read more

C’mon WordPress, Support WebM and WebP [rant]

What’s wrong with this picture of my WordPress v3.8.2 wp-includes/functions.php in which image and video types are defined? click to make it big — ahh, don’t bother, who cares That’s right chief, it’s not the real and current functions.php — it’s shopped to include WebM and WebP. Why? Because WordPress obviously should include these formats … Read more

I Am #TwittaNinja!

HEY!! You know what I hate about Twitter most? That most of the tweets on a search return are retweets and links dumped from blogs like ours every time they post another dumb article. Am I right? So I searched for how to search like a ninja on Twitter and struck gold, so let me … Read more

Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates A Microsoft Zune With a Tank

This is a bizarre way to end a video but if you are Arnold Schwarzenegger then terminating things is right up your alley especially if you just went out and bought yourself a new tank. So after a messy public image by fathering a child with his housekeeper while married to Maria Shriver he has … Read more

No PuTTY? No Problem!

Jobs are great and all, they keep you busy, keep your wife happy and pay the bills, but at what cost brother, at what cost? The cost, of course, is that at these so-called jobs we often cannot download and execute programs, namely PuTTY, without friggin’ admin rights! And even if you’re IT and have … Read more

Autojump Is My New Friend

Hey, you hear about this bad Woody Allen stuff today? Well buddy you can google that on your own time because I want to get into that right now because I’m all exited and fired up about some Python/Bash script, if you don’t mind: While I was fiddling with Python the other day and cruising … Read more

I hate you Flappy Bird!

I know many of you get sick of me bragging on OtterBox Defender cases but yesterday it saved me money once again when it saved my son’s iPad from utter destruction! Out of the corner of my eye I heard a 10 year old lose his mind in rage and hurl his iPad across the … Read more